Med Beds: Not Today, Maybe Tomorrow?

Science-communication article by Jonathan Jarry, M.Sc., of McGill University's Office for Science and Society (published 7 August 2025), examining the 'med bed' phenomenon as medical pseudoscience. Names Tesla BioHealing directly ('no relation to the car manufacturer') as a company using the 'med bed' branding for canisters placed under a bed, recounts that a user who opened one of the canisters 'found cement' inside labeled with a 36-month shelf life, and notes the company 'got in trouble with the FDA, in part because its canister had been registered as an "infrared lamp" and it was anything but.' Characterizes the proposed med-bed mechanisms (ions, terahertz light waves, frequencies, resonances, AI, quantum technology, tachyons) as an incoherent stack of pseudoscientific buzzwords, and frames the registration-fee and device-sale models as preying on desperate people. An established science-based-medicine expert source providing a present-day (2025) independent critique of the active enterprise's current product.