Med Beds: the futuristic health devices promising to cure you with undefined energy

Byline Alice Howarth; datePublished 2024-08-28T10:30:00+00:00 per the page's own schema markup. First-person consumer-facing critique of Tesla BioHealing's marketing, quoting the company's own site and brochures directly: the devices are pitched as generating 'a field of pure Biophoton Life Force Energy that the cells of your body can use at will and as needed to promote self-repair,' alongside a lengthy list of claimed benefits (raising cell millivoltage from 15 to 70-90mV, increasing ATP, facilitating 'natural production of stem cells,' normalizing blood pressure and blood sugar, boosting libido, etc.), while every page also carries the disclaimer that the FDA-registered OTC devices are 'not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition.' Documents pricing: a basic BioHealer canister at $599 (bundles to $2,995 for five), and a MedBed Generator sold only in pairs for $19,999, replaced every three years. Reports the company runs 8 MedBed centers across the US charging $150 for a 'BioWell scan,' $120/hour, or $300 overnight, and recounts investigative journalist Mike Wendling's (BBC Trending) first-hand account of an overnight MedBed session.